How to get there (and get
out)
The reason you usually don’t see Shlumberturt on any maps is because it’s actually in a hole in the
ocean. Shlumberturt is surrounded by almost 2 kilometre tall waterfalls at all sides.
This makes it pretty difficult to get there (alive) and even more difficult to get out of
there. This of course begs the question of “How do I get to visit Shlumberturt”.
I asked ChatGPT and it said “You’d need to be a fucking wizard” and that’s not wrong. If you’re not
a fucking wizard, or even a normal wizard, you’d need a parachute to get down. Parachutes often cost
around $1000 - $5000 USD and if that’s out of your price range you could try to make one yourself,
although I wouldn’t recommend it.
Shlumberturt luckily has a hot air balloon service so
getting out isn’t as difficult as maybe feared. It is a bit expensive because the merchants know
that you’re stuck and need it, but what price isn’t worth paying for freedom. Again if it’s out of
your price range you could always try to build your own.
Must see places
Shlumberturt is a country like no other, literally there is no country that is close to being as weird as Shlumberturt. The reason for that is mainly how every other country has to abide by the laws of physics, but Shlumberturt has shown multiple times that it doesn’t really care about that.
The most famous landmark on Shlumberturt is the little, but constant, black hole inside one of the caves. It doesn’t seem to really be doing anything, it’s just there. One important note about the black hole is DO NOT FEED IT. It says so on multiple signs but just to be safe I’m mentioning it here.
After you’ve seen the black hole and you’re done with any business for the day you might wanna get some shut-eye, and lucky for you Shlumberturt has a 5 star hotel. Located in Shlamfarbargerted (the capital) is the Sh-line-farbargerted Hotel. What makes the hotel so special is that it is located right in the middle of the weather line meaning half the hotel is in the cold part of Shlumberturt and the other half is in the warm part. You can even get one of the premium rooms. And what’s premium about them you may ask? Well the premium rooms are also located right in the middle of the line, so half the room is super cold and the other half is super warm.
Economy
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Self suffciency
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